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26

Jan

Back In

Alright, I’m back in weight-loss frame of mind. I’ve been pretty laid back about it for the last several months, what with moving to a new town, starting a new job, and living on my own for the first time, but now I’m ready to get back in again. And don’t worry, I’ve got a game plan.

  • I tried to work out at the free gyms that the university supplies, but they were awful. Awful. I did Zumba a few times a week, but the lack of harder cardio and weights made my body go to total pot. I’ve joined No Xcuse, a nice gym in town that luckily gives employees of the university a discount. They offer challenging classes and they have the same equipment as my old gym so I don’t have a learning curve. I go every day that I can, which is most days.
  • God bless Pinterest. It’s a lovely thing. However, if I had to look at one more picture of some Nutella Bacon Brownie Cheesecake concoction, I was going to plunge headfirst into obesity. It look awhile, but I managed to unfollow eeeeveryone’s food boards. No offense, but I’d rather look at pretty furniture or clever embroidery than your food porn.
  • I’ve downloaded the My Fitness Pal app on my space phone. It’s great and really breaks down exactly what you need as far food intake goes. It’s nice to know how exactly many grams of carbs, fat, and protein I’m supposed to have for my weight and goals. It’s easy to plug your foods and exercise in, plus you can add others as friends which adds to the accountability. 
  • I have completely cleared my pantry of bad food. I’m a compulsive snacker so if there’s anything bad in this house, I’ma eat it. Heck, two servings of it. This way, when I do snack, I grab a clementine, an apple, yogurt, or some string cheese.
  • I keep a set of hand weights on the bottom self of my double-decker coffee table. I’ll be the first one to admit it, I love TV. I watch a good amount of it. I try to always fit in some weights as I’m watching TV to give me something to do so I don’t feel so awful for watching 6 episodes in a row of Big Bang Theory or 30 Rock repeats. Plus, I have got to get these arms up to snuff so I can parade around in a strapless bridesmaid dress this summer. 

And there you have it. It’s going DOWN.

19

Jan

Nothing like coming home to Robert Plant sitting on your doorstep. I ordered this on Monday and it’s already here! I’m tickled pink to be able to listen to my favorite Led Zeppelin album on my record player.

Nothing like coming home to Robert Plant sitting on your doorstep. I ordered this on Monday and it’s already here! I’m tickled pink to be able to listen to my favorite Led Zeppelin album on my record player.

17

Jan

It’s so true.

It’s so true.

15

Jan

My first attempt at hand embroidery!

My first attempt at hand embroidery!

14

Jan

I’m so excited about my new record player I can hardly contain it! Listening to Fleet Foxes in a happy stupor.

I’m so excited about my new record player I can hardly contain it! Listening to Fleet Foxes in a happy stupor.

11

Jan

05

Jan

The 27 Rules of Conquering the Gym

nutritionista:

In case you haven’t seen this yet. It’s funny.. and scarily accurate. Here’s a sample:

1. A gym is not designed to make you feel instantly better about yourself. If a gym wanted to make you feel instantly better about yourself, it would be a bar.

2. Give yourself a goal. Maybe you want to lose 10 pounds. Maybe you want to quarterback the New York Jets into the playoffs. But be warned: Losing 10 pounds is hard.

3. Develop a gym routine. Try to go at least three times a week. Do a mix of strength training and cardiovascular conditioning. After the third week, stop carrying around that satchel of fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies.

4. No one in the history of gyms has ever lost a pound while reading “The New Yorker” and slowly pedaling a recumbent bicycle. No one.

Read the rest!

(Source: yourhealthista)

28

Dec


I’ve been chomping at the bit to get my hands on this book. It was the first book out of all my Christmas books that I chose to read. However, I think I may have hyped this book up a bit in my mind. It was a nice, quick read and all, but it was no “Bossypants.” She bragged about herself pretty frequently in a not-so-cute way. I wanted to hear more about funny stories from her career and current life, less about patting herself on the back for her successes.  
There were a few sweet chapters, my personal favorite being the one about all the characters in romantic comedies that can in no way exist in real life. Another funny chapter described all the murder-revenge fantasies that she played out in her head at the gym to make herself exercise more.
I say read it on the beach and don’t expect bushels of hilarity. Maybe just a cereal bowl of hilarity.

I’ve been chomping at the bit to get my hands on this book. It was the first book out of all my Christmas books that I chose to read. However, I think I may have hyped this book up a bit in my mind. It was a nice, quick read and all, but it was no “Bossypants.” She bragged about herself pretty frequently in a not-so-cute way. I wanted to hear more about funny stories from her career and current life, less about patting herself on the back for her successes.  

There were a few sweet chapters, my personal favorite being the one about all the characters in romantic comedies that can in no way exist in real life. Another funny chapter described all the murder-revenge fantasies that she played out in her head at the gym to make herself exercise more.

I say read it on the beach and don’t expect bushels of hilarity. Maybe just a cereal bowl of hilarity.

23

Dec

Today’s project!

Today’s project!

19

Dec

I can’t remember the last time I wanted to cross-stitch something this badly. It’s a Christmas Story sampler!!

I can’t remember the last time I wanted to cross-stitch something this badly. It’s a Christmas Story sampler!!